Sometimes I just don't want to write a full movie review: it will be either too short or too long.
The Aviator: If you cannot get Katherine Hepburn right, I do not want to watch your movie.
Also, buy some hair dye.
(In case you can't tell, Cate Blanchett was too distracting to warrant watching this whole movie.)
Unsimple
I'm trying to think of something catchy.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Hey! Guess what sells!
So everyone knows that sex sells, right? I mean, duh. Total duh. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Really? Nothing new here.
Of course, selling sex like that requires some taste. You can't be totally obvious. You can be, you know, Carl's Jr. obvious, but how much more obvious can you be?
Oh well, you could, you know, just jam a photo of a girl in a bikini onto the image of whatever it is you're selling, like filmguy808 over at Your Friend Ebay.
Of course, selling sex like that requires some taste. You can't be totally obvious. You can be, you know, Carl's Jr. obvious, but how much more obvious can you be?
Oh well, you could, you know, just jam a photo of a girl in a bikini onto the image of whatever it is you're selling, like filmguy808 over at Your Friend Ebay.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
I don't have a microblog
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Oh, must I be late for everything
I must explain my
lateness for Audrey Hepburn’s birthday
I’ve
been late for a few things before, mostly because I
associated two things that I wasn’t supposed to. One
of those things is Audrey Hepburn and World War II. Specifically,
Audrey Hepburn and Operations Manna and Chowhound.
For
those of you wondering, Operations Manna and Chowhound were a really
cool set of operations from the British and American (U.S.)
governments which dropped over eleven thousand tons of food onto the
Netherlands (Holland) where Hepburn lived, between April 29th
and May 8th,
1945.
I
mixed that up with the Liberation, which officially occurred on May
5th,
1945, the day after her 16th
birthday. For some reason, I thought I read somewhere that she got
food that day after the Hunger Winter, which she probably did;
however, as I understood from Wikipedia, May 8th
was the first and only
day
of Operations Manna and Chowhound. Oops.
As is the traditional Unsimple Birthday Celebration, we connect YOU
to SOMEONE ELSE. I picked Eloise because it’s cute.
You love Eloise, do not pretend you don’t.
Alright, let’s get started:
Eloise is a character in the book Eloise at the Plaza,
which was written by Kay Thompson who was in Funny Face
with Audrey Hepburn. Therefore, Audrey Hepburn’s
Eloise number is two.
Alright, so that was easy, but we love Eloise, and Eloise, like
Audrey, believes in Pink. Clearly.
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best
calorie-burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in
being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that
happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is
another day and I believe in miracles.” -Audrey Hepburn
Ways
to Celebrate (even if you are
late like me)
- Paint your nails pink
- Watch Dutch in Seven Lessons (or any movie, really, but that’s her first)
- Read Charmed by Audrey or Audrey Hepburn: An Elegant Spirit
- Buy an AudreyBag
- Make a donation to the Audrey Hepburn Children’s Fund or UNICEF
- Eat a big, creamy piece of chocolate cake
- Eat a cupcake. (They make me happy)
- Eat a big, creamy chocolate cupcake
- Find a picture you haven’t seen before (Her official website is the best place to find odd ones of her when she was young)
- Paint a mural like this http://www.etsy.com/listing/98031948/i-believe-in-pink-by-audrey-hepburn?ref=sr_gallery_6&ga_includes[0]=tags&ga_search_query=i+believe+in+pink&ga_page=1&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery or buy it and support a small business owner
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